Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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