Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
