sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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