good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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