i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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