This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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