I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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