i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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