I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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