your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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