I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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