He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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