let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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