Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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