Say something about gay babies.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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