yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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