think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
a search helicopter?!
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
