I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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