I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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