I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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