Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i out mim tonsoeep
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