Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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