The maid of honor just puked.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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