Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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