The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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