Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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