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(760): View more from California

My pussy is not your playground.

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(904): View more from Florida

Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable

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(310): View more from California

He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila

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(207): View more from Maine

you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"

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(406): View more from Montana

Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.

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(415): View more from California

Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!

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