8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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