I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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