My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
either way he was missing a nipple.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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