In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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