I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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