You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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