he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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