i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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