normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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