Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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