Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize
