the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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