well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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