the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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