so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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