Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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