the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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