Dual....:-)
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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