the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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