laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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