The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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