It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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