We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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