so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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