i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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