We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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