Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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